Friday, September 02, 2005

marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > > ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same > stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it > that you like sports, and she should keep the chips > and dip coming. > > -- Alan, age 10 > > > > > > > > ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up > who they're going to marry. God decides it all way > before, and you get to find out later who you're > stuck with. > > -- Kirsten, age 10 > > > > > > > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? > > ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you > know the person FOREVER by then. > > -- Camille, age 10 > > > > > > > > ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got > to be a fool to get > > married. > > -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) > > > > > > > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? > > ( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether > they seem to be yelling at the same kids. > > -- Derrick, age 8 > > > > > > > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? > > ( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids. > > -- Lori, age 8 > > > > > > > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE > > ( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should > use them to get to know each other. Even boys have > something to say if you listen long enough. > > -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) > > > > > > > > ( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other > lies and that usually > > gets them interested enough to go for a second > date. > > -- Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years) > > > > > > > > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING > SOUR? > > ( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I > would call all the > > newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in > all the dead columns. > > -- Craig, age 9 > > > > > > > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > > ( 1 ) When they're rich. > > -- Pam, age 7 > > > > > > > > ( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I > wouldn't want to mess with that. > > -- Curt, age 7 > > > > > > > > ( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss > someone, then you should marry them and have kids > with them. It's the right thing to do. > > -- Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals) > > > > > > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? > > ( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell > you one thing. I'm never > > going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to > be all grossed out. > > -- Theodore, age 8 > > > > > > > > ( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not > for boys. Boys need > > someone to clean up after them. > > -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) > > > > > > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T > GET MARRIED? > > ( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to > explain, wouldn't there? > > -- Kelvin, age 8 > > > > > > And the #1 Favorite is........ > > > > > > > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? > > ( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even > if she looks like a truck. > > -- Ricky, age 10

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