Memorandum para los

MEMORANDUM TO SPANISH EMPLOYEES 😂

Este Memorando fue enviado por una empresa norteamericana a todos sus empleados en las oficinas de México...

To: All our valued Mexican Employees:

Several visitors to our office have brought to our attention that our Spanish-speaking employees commonly use offensive language. Such behavior, in addition to violating firm practices, is highly unprofessional,offensive both to visitors and employees, and will not be tolerated.
Therefore, we have decided to implement a series of rules in our office and would expect them to be applied. It is expected that All employees immediately adhere to these rules:

1- Words like chingada madre, mierda, and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get.

2- Non important matters should not be addressed to as pendejadas.

3- You will not say la cagó when someone makes a mistake, or lo cagotearon if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and derivatives of the word cagar are inappropriate in our environment.

4- Lack of determination will not be referred to as falta de huevos or mariconadas, nor will a person with lack of initiative be referred to as huevón, mamón or pendejo.

5- No Manager or Supervisor, under any circumstances, will be referred to as hijo de la chingada, ese cabrón, or ese culero.

6- When a good proposal is presented, the term está de huevos must not be used.

7- Unusual or creative brainstorming meetings will not be referred to as chaquetas mentales.

8- Do not say cómo chinga if a person is persistent or se chingó if somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say qué chinga, or esto está de la chingada when matters become complicated in your line of work.

9- When asking someone to leave you alone, you should not say vete a la chingada, nor will you substitute: ¿qué chingados quieres? for 'may I help you?'

10- When leaving the office, using the term me voy a la chingada is not proper.

11- When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as 'it broke down',not se jodió or se chingó la mierda esta. Last but not least, after reading this memomorandum, please do not say me voy a limpiar el culo con esto. Just keep it clean and file properly.

Thank you for your cooperation

Robado del muro de Fabiola Carlos Campos 😂